Category: Iran

Bush to Tehran: Play Nice in the Pool

My Way News – US Protests Iran Harassment of US Ships

The American press is buzzing over Iran’s harassment of US Naval ships. I’ve got a newsflash for you: This isn’t new behavior on Iran’s part. And America doing nothing about the Islamic bullying of US ships in the Persian Gulf isn’t new either.

Iranian thugs do this sort of thing all the time. They get as close to the “line in the water” as they can and antagonize US ships on a regular basis. Why do they do this? Well, maybe they’re trying to protect their fishing rights. Or maybe it’s just plain funny. A couple cold beers (non-alcoholic, of course), a motor boat, a US Navy ship, and, best of all, no repercussions. It’s a made to order party Islamo-style.

Of course, Iran is denying the whole incident. Big surprise.

Iran denies its boats threatened the U.S. vessels, and accused Washington of fabricating its video. The Pentagon has dismissed that claim and warned that its ships would respond with force if threatened.

The grainy 5-minute, 20-second Iranian video shows a man speaking into a handheld radio, with three U.S. ships floating in the distance. It appeared to be shot from a small boat bobbing at least 100 yards from the American warships. But the footage does not show any Iranian boats approaching the U.S. vessels or any provocation.

Who you going to believe? The US Navy or an Iranian thug who barely passed PROP 101? My money is on the Navy. Let me guess, if you’re a liberal, it’s on the thug.

So, you ask, why didn’t the Navy just shoot those boats out of the water? Because political correctness has castrated our armed forces. When the sewer cover was removed and the top Saddam’s greasy head was found, that should have been the end of him. Instead he got jail time, a trial he tried to subvert, and, in the end, a noose. A bullet would have been more humane…for us all. That’s when I first started wondering just how serious the military was going to be allowed to get when it came to this “War on Terror”.

As long as the policy is to whine to Tehran and then foolishly expect the Islamic-terrorists-in-training to repent and stop bullying us, this kind of behavior will only escalate. And don’t blame the men on the Navy ship, by the way. They’d like nothing more than to hone their Halo skills on those guys. But they can’t because they might get court marshaled, dishonorably discharged, or denied promotion if they actually defend this country and it’s interests.

It is my fantasy that the next time an Iranian mini-boat drivers harasses a US ship they’ll get too close to one with a captain who loves his country, has the ability to support his family sans a government salary, and isn’t afraid to give the order, “Fire!” Oh, and while I’m dreaming, the press will applaud said captain, and he’ll get a ticker tape parade down Madison Avenue.

Then maybe he’ll run for president…

Ahmadinejad to Get Key to NYC

FOXNews.com – New York Braces for Controversial Visit of Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad – Local News | News Articles | National News | US News

Looks like we’ll be rolling out the carpet for yet another terrorist. After receiving the key to the city, Ahmadinejad will be escorted by Senator Hillary Clinton to Ground Zero to admire the crater left behind by his cohorts.

When asked if Ahmadinejad’s visit to Ground Zero might be viewed as tactless, heartless, and just a really bad idea, Ms. Clinton’s publicist reportedly sent out this erroneous statement:

“It is unacceptable for Iranian President Ahmadinejad, who refuses to renounce and end his own country’s support of terrorism, to visit the site of the deadliest terrorist attack on American soil in our nation’s history.”

After her publicist went missing, Ms. Clinton, with philanthropist George Soros reassuringly by her side, held a press conference and issued this corrected statement:

“We are trying to take everyone’s feelings into consideration, especially our fellow American-Iranians. We want President Ahmadinejad to feel welcome in America and know that all Demorats…I mean, Americans will embrace him with open arms. After all, my main goal starting in 2008 is to work toward building a global alliance for an open society.
After our honored guest is finished spewing hatred toward Mr. Bush at Columbia University, the wonderful city of New York is having a huge festival in his honor. There will be carnival rides, balloons, and funnel cake for the kids.”

When asked if President Bush would be in attendance at the “festival”, Ms. Clinton said,

“Unfortunately Mr. Bush is too busy sending our troops to die in a futile war against so-called terrorists. Sadly, Mr. Bush wouldn’t know a terrorist if one flew into our country and killed thousands of Americans.”

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Iran’s Ahmadinejad Learns Rhetoric From the Democrats

Only a Democrat can appreciate this kind of double-talk:

Iranian president, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad-the Peaceful Muslim :

  • Iran wants “peace and friendship for all,”
  • Iranians do not believe in war and consider it a “last resort,”
  • We think peace should exist.
  • “We want friendship — friendship to all. We love all nations and all human beings. Anyone who is killed, we are against it.”
  • “We do not need a bomb. We are against bombs, actually.

Ahmadinejad-the Peaceful Muslim?

  • Israel… “cannot continue its life.”
  • In regard to Isreal, which Ahmadinejad has said should be politically “wiped off the map,”

Iran Brings UN on as Ally

I think I’m having a deja vu…..

On February 4, the governing board of the United Nations nuclear watchdog, the International Atomic Energy Agency (IAEA) voted to report Iran to the UN Security Council over continued concerns about its nuclear program. Eurasianet

Having the IAEA tattle on Iran to the UN Security Council is tantamount to going to Hillary and telling her the liberals weren’t playing nice with Bush at Coretta King’s funeral. There are just some places you don’t go for justice. Besides, we all know it’s Bush’s fault that Iran wants to build nukes, just like it’s his fault the left-wingers at King’s funeral came down with Tourettes en masse.

Considering the UN Security Council’s track record with guys like Saddam Hussein, it’s safe to assume the Iranian government is laughing all the way to the missile site. Heck, they probably think the UN is their ally. Double heck, the UN probably is their ally. But for those of you who still see the UN as the world’s last bastion of hope and the great watchdog that strikes fear in the hearts of terrorists with their pseudo inspections, I offer you a parable, of sorts….

Billy and Bob were cause for concern. Their eyes were red, they smelled of illegal smoke, and they had strange vases in their bedrooms. Justifiably worried, Billy and Bob’s parents confronted them with the error of their ways.

“Billy, Bob we know you two are doing drugs. We are going to inspect your rooms for paraphenalia and marijuana in two weeks. If we find anything you are in big trouble.” said their parents.

Billy, realizing he shouldn’t be smoking the wacky weed, gathers up all his utensils and his pound of Columbian Gold and takes them to his parents saying, “I confess, you were right. I have a little over a pound of Columbia’s finest, a baggie of some homegrown, and this backpack full of paraphenalia. I have enough here to be convicted of a felony. I’ll accept what ever punishment you deem necessary. Call the police.”

Bob, realizing he could be thrown out of the house and put in juvy, heads to his dealer to discuss terms for stashing his stash. The dealer is agreeable to holding Bob’s cache in exchange for skateboard lessons . Bob, relieved, lights up a fat one to enjoy on the drive home.

The point of this parable? Bob’s true name is Abdul-Al-Hashish and he lives in Iran. Billy is a figment of a liberal imagination.

I have to admit, I am more than just a little curious to see how Iran’s Nukes for Food program plays out. Will the U.S. have to go to the dance stag? Probably. The Iranian government is spinning overtime trying to sell their “All Things Nuclear” program as some kind of benign weenie roast while the rest of the world hides behind Bush so they can blame him later.

But we needn’t worry yet. With our lives safely in the UN’s hands I figure we’ve got a least ten years of inspections before anything hits a building.