Month: October 2007

Illegal UFO Operators to Get Driver’s Licenses in NYC

Well, the Democratic debate certainly accomplished a lot. I’m not sure Republicans would have gotten a pass from the media for such a useless, and certifiably ridiculous, debate.

The partial transcript below (complete with my commentary) is the only way to stomach the debacle that passed for a…discussion. If you are like me, you had better things to do last night, like watching Season One of “How I Met Your Mother”.


When Liberals Speak…

And I ask, who needs Comedy Central with these folks around?

Senator and Republican Presidential Hopeful, John McCain on Hillary’s Attempt to Spend $1 Million on the Woodstock Concert Museum:

My Way News – McCain Rejects Fox Request to Cease Ad

“A few days ago, Senator Clinton tried to spend $1 million on the Woodstock concert museum. Now my friends, I wasn’t there. I’m sure it was a cultural and pharmaceutical event. I was tied up at the time.”


A little “He said, She said” with Romney and Hillary:

Schwarzenneger Reich On Track With California Liberals

WorldNetDaily: The words ‘Mom’ and ‘Dad’ banished by California schools

According to World Net Daily:

Mom and Dad” as well as “husband and wife” effectively have been banned from California schools under a bill signed by Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger, who with his signature also ordered public schools to allow boys to use girls restrooms and locker rooms, and vice-versa, if they choose.

Working on the premise that our species can actually survive by having heterosexuality abolished, Schwarzenegger signed a bill banishing the words “Mom and Dad” and “husband and wife” from being used in public schools. Apparently those nasty words are offensive to gays. Right-Wing Nut Job is offensive to me, but who’s complaining?

So, I’m curious, what do homosexuals call their parents? Do they even acknowledge that they have parents?

I’m convinced that this is a move to pander to the extremely extreme Left. You know, that segment of the liberal left that even the liberal left has a hard time claiming. Unfortunately, in California it’s hard to delineate between the two.

I find this all rather hypocritical. What about the book Heather Has Two Mommies? Looks like the Terminator just banned the lib’s favorite book. And what about Melissa Ethridge’s quote? I’m now a mother understanding the meaning of life and looking to walk that every day.” If the term “mother” isn’t offensive to Etheridge, then why should “Mom” be offensive to the gay community?

Understandably, parents (until further notice the term “parent” is still a go) are pretty angry with the bill. According to Karen England, executive director of Capitol Resource Institute:

“With this decision, Gov. Schwarzenegger has told parents that their values are irrelevant. Many parents will have no choice but to pull their children out of the public schools that have now become sexualized indoctrination.” centers.

Aha! Now parents have no choice but to pull their kids out of public school. I see. Finally, the straw that broke the camels back, eh? Cuddle puddles, teaching evolution and global warming as fact, in-services on donning condoms, oh, and getting shot in school weren’t clear enough indicators that dropping the kiddos off at the local pub-ed isn’t a good idea? Suffice it to say, the average American parent is a little slow on the uptake.

But honestly, this isn’t funny.

That this bill was even thought up shouldn’t come as a shock. And Gov. Arnold signing it shouldn’t surprise either. What do you expect from a man who once said, “My relationship to power and authority is that I’m all for it. People need somebody to watch over them. Ninety-five percent of the people in the world need to be told what to do and how to behave.” Kind of sounds like a German guy who once said, “What luck for the rulers that men do not think”.

Think I’m being paranoid? Think again. Ordering kids to disavow their parents’ rightful titles and reject the institution of marriage so as not to offend a deviant segment of society is just one more step toward turning the youth in this country into mindless propaganda machines who blindly accept political correctness as fact. And what are the odds these future Liberal mini-me’s will possess any critical thinking skills? Zilch. And to boot, they’ll be morally bankrupt. What more could a bunch of power-hungry liberals possibly hope for?

This isn’t a new strategy. As Solomon said, “There is nothing new under the sun.” All that we are seeing has been done before. Read your history and tell me, if you can, who said this: “He alone, who owns the youth, gains the future.”

Yes, Karen England was right; parents have no choice but to pull their kids out of the public schools…if they love their kids and this great country.

Condoms for Kids Ensures Future Democrat Voting Base

From – School Offers 11-Year-Olds Birth Control

It is because of an “outbreak of pregnancies among middle school girls” that King Middle School in Portland, Maine has decided they should hand out birth control to eleven year olds.

And with that, the Liberal “No Child Left Pure” campaign rolls on.

I’ve listened to a lot of talk radio about this issue lately, and frankly I’m frustrated. The conservative talking heads are missing the big picture here. They would do well to stop acting as if the public schools need to clean up their act and protect the kids; somehow thinking you can reform a broken public school system. Here’s the epiphany: The public school system doesn’t want to be reformed. They don’t think they are broken. In fact, from their perspective, things are rolling along just peachy.

You see, America’s pubic school system isn’t about education. It’s about ensuring a future voting base for the Democrats. And how are they doing that? By making sure those little minions grow up dependent upon government hand outs. And how are they making sure the grown up minions are dependent upon government handouts? By encouraging them to make poor decisions early.

Let’s be honest (if your a lib, just let this wash over you like water on a duck’s back), there aren’t thousands of eleven year olds chomping at the bit to get some tail. In fact, most eleven year old kids are still pretty naive. But that is changing isn’t it? Why? Because the schools are putting ideas into their little heads:

A Day in the Life of a Public School Nurse:

Nurse Gloria to little Billy: “So, you’re eleven now. Thought about having sex yet? No? Well, why not? Here is a condom. Let me show you how to use it on this cucumber. Be sure to keep one in your backpack just in case you feel the urge to grope little Suzy Smith behind the gym. No, don’t keep a cucumber in your back pack, silly. You keep the condom in your back pack. What does the condom do? I’m glad you asked.”

Nurse Gloria to little Suzy: “Hi Suzy. Have you had your period yet? No? Well, you will soon. Here is some birth control for you just in case some young boy tries to take advantage of you behind the gym. You need to be protected. Just take one a day and you won’t get pregnant when you have sex. Why the funny face, Suzy? You want to have sex, don’t you?”

Instead of educating these kids to cross their legs and seriously think about their future, the liberal answer is to further facilitate the problem. Who needs to count hanging chads with this system in play? Instead of empowering a troubled demographic, like the one in King Middle School, the liberal Democrats, under the guise of Public Health and Education, pounce on these people with a venomous benevolence that will ensure a paralyzed, dependent segment of society. Oh, and did I mention a voting base?

Back in the day it was only those few rogue guys and gals who were having sex and getting knocked up. (I plead the fifth.) But now, what was once viewed as wrong is being pushed down our children’s throats as “natural” and something we expect them to be doing. Think for a moment (again, my apologies to my liberal readers), how natural is it for an eleven-year old to have sex? There was a time when just thinking along those lines got you put in jail. Not these days. In the Democratic economy this is called Progressive. For the rest of us it’s just plain sick.

The solution? Well, it isn’t handing these kids birth control. That’s tantamount to handing Ted Kennedy a bottle of Dewars and a set of car keys in an effort to prevent drunk driving fatalities. A lot of eleven-year olds have a hard time remembering their home work, let alone remember to pop a pill or keep cucumbers, I mean condoms in their book bags.

Again, the solution? It’s not an easy one. We’ve slid pretty far down this slippery slope. But a good start would be to stop looking to the schools to protect and educate our children. They dropped the ball on that one years ago. Parents would do well to pay attention to their kids and realize that, even if good moral values are being taught at home, those same values are being pulverized at school. Make no mistake, America’s public education system, aka, Democratic Party, does not want parents to be in the driver’s seat.

Am I denying that eleven-year olds are getting pregnant? No. But the question begs, Why are they getting pregnant? Who is watching them? The schools? If you think the schools are acting in the best interest of your kids then you might be interested to know Courtney Love is looking for a job as a nanny. Give her a call.

Congressman Stark Disabled by Sudden Onset of Turrets

I’ve got two words for Mr. Stark, and they aren’t “Let’s dance.” But on with the satire…

Hoping to generate more revenue than Rush Limbaugh, Stark is planning to put the rough draft from his recent hate speech up for bid on Ebay.

According to Stark, “I should be able to get way more than that fat slob Limbaugh. That’ll teach him to say such horrible things about our troops.”

When asked where the proceeds from the bidding will go, Stark replied, “That hasn’t been decided yet.”

Video and excerpt of speech: » Stark Raving Mad: Congressman Accuses President of Deriving ‘Amusement’ from American War Dead: Video

“Where are you going to get that money? Are you going to tell us lies like you’re telling us today? Is that how you’re going to fund the war? You don’t have money to fund the war or children. But you’re going to spend it to blow up innocent people if we can get enough kids to grow old enough for you to send to Iraq to get their heads blown off for the president’s amusement.”

This quote, by Senator Stark, is a far nicer thing to say than Rush Limbaugh’s, “phony soldiers” remark. It’s nice to see the Dems are keeping that hate speech in check.

Unfortunately for Mr. Stark, Ebay doesn’t take too kindly to frauds.

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Democrat Party Pep Rally: A View From the Inside

(Finalists in the reality show, “Who Wants to be a Democratic Cheerleader”)

I’ve infiltrated the Democratic party. I’m getting emails from Howard Dean. It’s surreal. Really.

In my quest to find just one organized group of men backing Hillary I stumbled upon the Democratic Party site, joined up, and now I’m getting emails from base camp. They read like a senior class bulletin trying to muster up contributions for a bake sale, only a tad more cryptic.

My most recent email looks like this:

Here’s a sample of what we’ve been working on lately:

Ground-breaking technology: We’re testing a brand new voter contact system that will give state parties, campaigns and individual activists the critical tools they need to get out the vote on Election Day. We’re in a position to innovate because of the years of advance work we’ve done.

Translation of “ground-breaking technology and advanced work”: Social security numbers of the recently deceased and coyote lists of illegal aliens.

Organizers in the field: We’re making great progress on the voter protection project. Our 50-State Strategy organizers are meeting every elections official in the country to know about any “voting irregularities” now — not next November.  

Translation: Conduct in-services with election officials and ‘encourage’ them to ensure voting irregularities like hanging chads and denying deployed military personnel the vote.

(O.K. Time out. Voting irregularities? They are looking for voting irregularities? Even I can’t translate that. You walk in, show your voter’s registration, pull the curtain, and vote. How can that get ‘irregular’? But I’m just playing naive. When the Dems lose it’s considered ‘irregular’ because they can’t figure out how their attempts at rigging the vote were thwarted by regular citizens.) Maybe I can translate…

Translation: Voting irregularities-even in predominately Republican districts, find any Democrat you can. Wake up the sleeping homeless, buy a crack addict lunch, and bus in former residents. Oh, and don’t forget the Democratic party’s most reliable voting base, the local prisons.

More than that, these organizers have been building the relationships with volunteers, activists and other allies that will pay off in races up and down the ballot in 2008. 

Translation: “pay off” is self-explanatory.

Holding the Republicans accountable: Last week, Democrats like you sent almost 200,000 letters to Congress in support of the State Children’s Health Insurance Program. Bit by bit, we are changing the culture in Washington that says it’s OK to spend $100 billion each year in Iraq, but balks at spending $7 billion to give American kids health care. 

Translation: “Bit by bit we are changing the culture in Washington” starting with courting the gay and lesbian vote, turning the White House into a bed and breakfast (then making off with the furniture), and molesting interns.

Translation: “$100 billion each year in Iraq, but balks at spending $7 billion to give American kids health care.” We don’t want to spend one red cent on the war or on our military. And families that make $80,000 need to be added to our entitlement base. Socialism is the future of America!

Then, in closing, there was this:

Let’s not lose sight of the big picture here. We aren’t trying to win for the sake of winning. There are real world consequences when campaigns come up short. 

Translation: It’s not just about winning, Stupid, it’s about getting the Clintons back in power. The real world consequences if we come up short are that we’ll have to continue putting up with Hillary. Once she’s in office we can stop pretending she’s even remotely likable.

The Republicans better find their pom-poms.

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Nobel Criteria: Prize Has Nothing To Do With Peace…Or Intelligence

Media Blog on National Review Online: Meteorologist Says Gore’s Theories are “Ridiculous”.

So, Al Gore’s global warming theories that won him the Nobel are erroneous? Imagine that.

Call me fuzzy headed, but I have a few questions:

What does global warming have to do with peace?
When did Gore become a scientist? Was it when he invented the internet?
What does global warming have to do with peace?
Hasn’t anyone read the science, or lack thereof, behind the global warming fantasy?
What does global warming have to do with peace?
Who actually gets to vote on the winner of the Nobel? There obviously there aren’t any Brits on the panel:

ABC News: Nobel for Al Gore, Did You Know About Factual Mistakes in His Movie?

And finally, what does global warming have to do with peace?

If ignorance is bliss, Gore and anyone who thinks he deserves this prize must be euphoric.

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History Will Teach Us…Nothing?

After taking this test you’ll fully understand why the liberal public education system, aka “Coalition for a Future Democratic Voting Base”, has worked so diligently to replace the teaching of history with the propaganda of pop culture.

Thanks to public education, not only would the quotes below not raise any red flags, but the average mush-head being churned from our public schools wouldn’t even recognize the names of the distractors, let alone the world views they held.

In the words of Adolph Hitler, which, by the way, is the new mission statement of the Democratic party:

All propaganda has to be popular and has to accommodate itself to the comprehension of the least intelligent of those whom it seeks to reach.

If you don’t know the answer make your best guess. Answer all the questions before looking at the answers at the bottom. (This test is not my own brain child. It was emailed to me by a friend.)

Who said it?

1) “We’re going to take things away from you on behalf of the common good.”

A. Karl Marx
B. Adolph Hitler
C. Joseph Stalin
D. None of the above

2) “It’s time for a new beginning, for an end to government of the few, by the few, and for the few…and to replace it with shared responsibility for shared prosperity.”

A. Lenin
B. Mussolini
C. Idi Amin
D. None of the Above

3) “(We)…can’t just let business as usual go on, and that means something has to be taken away from some people.”

A. Nikita Khrushev
B. Jose f Goebbels
C. Boris Yeltsin
D. None of the above

4) “We have to build a political consensus and that requires people to give up a little bit of their own…in order to create this common ground.”

A. Mao Tse Dung
B. Hugo Chavez
C. Kim Jong Il
D. None of the above

5) “I certainly think the free-market has failed.”

A. Karl Marx
B. Lenin
C. Molotov
D. None of the above

6) “I think it’s time to send a clear message to what has become the most profitable sector in (the) entire economy that they are being watched.”

A. Pinochet
B. Milosevic
C. Saddam Hussein
D. None of the above


(1) D. None of the above. Statement was made by Hillary Clinton
(2) D. None of the above. Statement was made by Hillary Clinton
(3) D. None of the above. Statement was made by Hillary Clinton
(4) D. None of the above. Statement was made by Hillary Clinton
(5) D. None of the above. Statement was made by Hillary Clinton
(6) D. None of the above. Statement was made by Hillary Clinton

Vote very, very carefully in ’08.

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Al Gore Called Abroad For Global Warming Emergency

SFGate: Politics Blog : Carla Marinucci: UPDATE – Gore cancels appearance at Boxer fundraiser

Memo from Gore to Sen. Barbara Boxer:

Barbara, I regret to inform you that I will be unable to attend your fund raiser. I am now en route to an exciting and urgent mission that will, no doubt, result in a major breakthrough in the fight against global warming. It seems some ice is melting in a glass at an outdoor cafe in Paris. This looks BIG!! Toodles, Al.

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Empire State Building to be New American Mosque

How a Muslim terrorist views the Empire State Building.

This from The Raw Story, an obviously unbiased, fair, and balanced liberal…”news” site (as is evidenced by the Media Matters ad and “Bash Bush” on the sidebar):

The Raw Story | Empire State Building to go green for Muslim holiday

In the spirit of equality, tolerance, and pure un-American stupidity, the Empire State building will be illuminated with green lights, (runway lights come to mind) to signal the end of the Muslim holiday, Ramadan. How special. I’m sure the families of the victims of 9/11 will be touched.

Why should we commemorate the holiday of our enemies? That is tantamount to forcing a rape victim to celebrate the birthday of her assailant. This looks like the work of a bunch of liberal Democrats who firmly believe the only way to beat terrorists (providing they admit there is such a thing) is to get on your knees and kiss their….. It might work with insecure, power-drunk Democrats, but Muslim terrorists are vastly unimpressed. They’ll just help you up off your knees and, with a broad smile, proceed to slit your throat. Liberals would do well to brush up on their history…and ditch the knee pads.

The Ramadan festivities in the Big Apple will culminate with the Muslim populous, along with the Democratic presidential hopefuls, meeting at Ground Zero to hold hands and chant, “Death to infidels! Health care and baby bonds for all terrorists! Tolerance to all who hate America!”

According to Clinton For President insiders, the city of New York, in an effort to boast having the world’s tallest mosque, is currently taking bids from architects to have the top of the Empire State building rounded off and coated in gold filigree. Funding for portions of the project will come from the 9/11 Victims Compensation Fund and the Democratic Campaign Fund.

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